Frasier Quote #3027
Quote from Frasier in We Two Kings
Frasier: Listen, Dad’s still here. I couldn’t get rid of him. You’ll have to come back in an hour.
Niles: No, no, no, we can’t do that. The maintenance man in Dad’s building was so nervous about us taking these out of the lobby, I promised him we’d have our real gifts back under his tree by ten o’clock.
Frasier: All right, what we need is a really good distraction. I’ll tell you what. Knock when you’ve thought of one.
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‘We Two Kings’ Quotes
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Niles: Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
Frasier: Excuse me, Niles, but I’ve got news for you. Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe!
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Roz: Well, what is the big deal? Why don’t you let him have Christmas?
Frasier: Because it’s just so unfair.
Roz: What’s not fair?
Frasier: Oh, you wouldn’t understand.
Roz: Well, come on, Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.
Frasier: It’s just so egregious.
Roz: Smaller words.
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Niles: Frasier, you've had Christmas for the past nine years.
Frasier: Yes, but we agreed when you hosted Thanksgiving that we would have Christmas here in its traditional setting.
Niles: Well, maybe it's time to start a new tradition.
Frasier: But I've had new stockings loomed for everyone. Now, there, you see! You made me spoil the surprise. And did no one hear me say that I have ordered an Hungarian goose?
Niles: Which you are more than welcome to bring over to our place.
Frasier: It's not my date, it's dinner!