Roz Quote #607

Quote from Roz in We Two Kings

Roz: I’m really surprised, Frasier. I didn’t think you’d go for something kitschy like that.
Frasier: At Christmastime, I say let a thousand antlers bloom.
Roz: Oh, well, what a relief. [Roz takes off her jacket to reveal an elf costume]
Frasier: Ho, ho, ho. Roz.
Roz: I’m working Santa’s Toy Drive at the mall. I’m an elf.

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 ‘We Two Kings’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
Frasier: Excuse me, Niles, but I’ve got news for you. Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe!

Quote from Frasier

Roz: Well, what is the big deal? Why don’t you let him have Christmas?
Frasier: Because it’s just so unfair.
Roz: What’s not fair?
Frasier: Oh, you wouldn’t understand.
Roz: Well, come on, Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.
Frasier: It’s just so egregious.
Roz: Smaller words.

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Frasier, you've had Christmas for the past nine years.
Frasier: Yes, but we agreed when you hosted Thanksgiving that we would have Christmas here in its traditional setting.
Niles: Well, maybe it's time to start a new tradition.
Frasier: But I've had new stockings loomed for everyone. Now, there, you see! You made me spoil the surprise. And did no one hear me say that I have ordered an Hungarian goose?
Niles: Which you are more than welcome to bring over to our place.
Frasier: It's not my date, it's dinner!