Martin Quote #1058

Quote from Martin in Sharing Kirby

Martin: Daph, did you get my shirt back from the cleaners?
Daphne: It's in your room. I laundered it myself. There's no sense paying for dry-cleaning a work shirt.
Martin: Well, yes there is. I told you, they make us buy them ourselves. They cost a lot of money, you know. And I have to go all the way down to the uniform supply house and you can't park there because of all the construction that's... [the cuff beeps and inflates again] No, no, no! No, wait, wait, wait. Damn it all to hell!

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Quote from Martin

Daphne: Well, stay calm, or you'll be on it forever.
Martin: How can I stay calm? I'm just sitting here expecting this thing to go off any second. I'm afraid to move. It's like I'm a prisoner. You know, that's just like doctors, isn't it? They're always finding some new way to torture you. Well, maybe I want my blood pressure to be high. Did they ever think of that? I mean, what... [the cuff beeps and starts to inflate] There it goes! You sneaky bastard!

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: Isn't this the most romantic thing you've ever seen?
Martin: If you say so.
Daphne: There's no greater passion than that between a woman and a ghost.

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Dad, you know, here's a suggestion, if I may. Um... the next time you feel yourself getting annoyed, take a deep breath and then picture your anger as a red balloon drifting higher and higher above the clouds till it disappears.
Martin: And that'll get me back on nachos?