Niles Quote #1485
Quote from Niles in Morning Becomes Entertainment
Niles: Oh, I'm just wasting my breath. As usual you have fallen under the spell of that sorceress out there.
Frasier: I have done no such thing. I wish you would just lay off of Bebe. You know, she is not some malign witch who can transform people at will!
[Martin enters wearing his new glasses with Daphne's handbag on his arm]
Martin: I can't find a damn thing in this purse.
Niles: If I say I'm sorry, will she change Dad back into a man?
Frasier Quotes
‘Morning Becomes Entertainment’ Quotes
Quote from Bebe
Frasier: Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.
Bebe: Don't worry, dear, I just need to find a way to throw a scare into 'em.
Niles: Have you tried turning into a bat?
Bebe: I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures.
Quote from Bebe
Matt: I don't think so, Bebe.
Bebe: Why not? All he needs is someone to suck up to him, laugh at his jokes, pretend to listen to his stories. I'm his agent. For God's sakes, that's what I do.
Quote from Bebe
Bebe: Hold on, I can be likable. I can also be very unlikable. Maybe if you explained the difference to poor confused Bebe. For instance, what you were doing in the dressing room with the wardrobe girl an hour ago, would your wife find that likable or unlikable?
Matt: Could you put some make-up on this woman now?