Frasier Quote #1818
Quote from Frasier in Our Parents, Ourselves
Roz: I told my mom to meet me downstairs. I just had to come up and tell you. She had the best time. She can't wait to go out with your father again. Will you tell him to call her tomorrow? Oh, Frasier, this whole thing worked out like a dream.
Martin: [crossing to the kitchen] It's amazing! Her voice is still echoing in my head!
Frasier: Yes, it's like a fairy tale over here, too.
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Quote from Niles
Martin: Wow, you got a nickname down there already. That's great. The Coyote?
Niles: Yes.
Frasier: And how did you earn that honorific?
Niles: Oh, it was quite the merry road. Yes. It evolved from Niles to Nilesy to Niley to Nile E. Coyote and now simply "The Coyote."
[the group of men from the Shangri-La howl]
Niles: Oh, well, just when I thought it couldn't be refined any further.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Go ahead, Sophie, I'm listening.
Sophie: "Hi, Dr. Crane. My husband's having some of his friends over to watch the game Sunday, and I think it'd be nice if some of my girlfriends could come over, too."
Frasier: Sounds reasonable.
Sophie: "Exactly. I mean, it's just football."
Larry: "Not football, Einstein. It's the Super Bowl."
Frasier: Ah, that would be your doting husband now.
Sophie: "Larry, this is a private conversation. And for God's sake, use a plate."
Frasier: Sophie, why don't you put your husband on the line?
Sophie: "Pick up."
Larry: "Ah, geez. Hello."
Frasier: Larry, I gotta tell you, I'm afraid I side with your wife on this one.
Larry: "That just proves you don't know the first thing about football."
Frasier: What I do or do not know about football has...
Larry: "Okay, how's this: My wife's friends can come over if you can answer even one little football question. Like..."
Frasier: Now, I don't see that that's in any...
Larry: "You're down by six. You're on your own. Forty-three seconds left. What do you do?"
Frasier: Well, all right, you would...
[Roz helps Frasier out by holding up two telephone receivers]
Frasier: You would take your receivers, [Roz sets them together] and line them up, [she pretends to throw] and then throw a pass. [big throwing gesture] A long, long pass.
Larry: "Yeah, and what's the name for that?"
[Roz gets down on her knees, does the mark of the cross on her face, puts her hands together and looks to the heavens]
Frasier: A Hail Mary. Sophie and Larry, I hope you enjoy the game. In the meanwhile, this is Coach Crane saying, I'm listening.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: I'm impressed you're so good at charades.
Frasier: I'm impressed you could mime a virgin.