Niles Quote #1006
Quote from Niles in Room Service
Frasier: Oh, drop the mask, Lilith. We both know why you came to Seattle. We both know why you dressed so enticingly last night.
Lilith: Oh, well...
[The toilet flushes.]
Frasier: There's someone in your bathroom?
Lilith: No, it's a defective toilet. It's been doing that all night. I think I'll just go check it right now.
[Lilith goes into the bathroom and finds Niles asleep on the toilet]
Lilith: [whispering] Niles!
Niles: Yes?
Lilith: You fell asleep and flushed the toilet.
Niles: Damn. Is he still here?
Lilith: Yes and he wants to make love to me.
Niles: Does the man have no scruples? He specifically asked me last night to keep him away from you. But the minute my back is turned he sneaks back here- And yes, I'm aware of the irony.
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‘Room Service’ Quotes
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Roz: Hey, that's rough. Leaving you for another man. Did you have any idea?
Lilith: No, none at all. Stan was a contractor we had hired to expand our master bedroom. It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.
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Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.
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Frasier: Mmm, that bun looks good.
Niles: Now, now, remember your diet.
Frasier: Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Niles: Oh. I guess that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.