Daphne Quote #293
Quote from Daphne in Room Service
Martin: Hey Daph, come down here, I taught him a new trick.
Daphne: Oh, I love animal tricks. You know, I was reading in a movie magazine there's this stunt dog who they taught to ride a motorcycle into a burning building, pick up a baby in its teeth, then jump out the window to safety. What did you teach Eddie?
Martin: To roll over.
Daphne: You must be very proud.
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Quote from Lilith
Roz: Hey, that's rough. Leaving you for another man. Did you have any idea?
Lilith: No, none at all. Stan was a contractor we had hired to expand our master bedroom. It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.
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Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.
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Frasier: Mmm, that bun looks good.
Niles: Now, now, remember your diet.
Frasier: Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Niles: Oh. I guess that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.