Niles Quote #966
Quote from Niles in Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
Frasier: You have to admit, I was right on this one. There was absolutely no justification for giving into your baser instincts of prying in Sherry's past.
Private Detective: I almost forgot. I wrote up a little report on what I found out so far. That's one interesting lady.
Niles: Well, I should have just told him to drop that in the trash. After all, we're concerned with Dad's happiness. Sometimes, Frasier, you are like the beacon piercing the fog of my baser instincts. [to waitress] Excuse me, miss, would you just drop that in the-
Frasier: Give me that. You've proven your point.
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Quote from Sherry
Frasier: Dad, Dad, listen, I've got something that I think you might like to have before you tell Sherry whatever it is you want to tell her.
Sherry: Oh, he's already told me.
Frasier: He has? Well, that is just wonderful and may I say, it's about time. I couldn't be happier for you.
Sherry: Well, that's nice to know.
Martin: Frasier!
Frasier: I'd like you to know that everybody is one hundred percent behind this decision. My God, we're all so excited.
Martin: Frasier!
Sherry: Well, I'm so glad that you're so happy your father's breaking up with me.
Frasier: Breaking up? ... I had no idea.
Sherry: And you get paid to help people through their difficult moments?
Quote from Roz
Police Woman: Ah, excuse me, ma'am, I saw you cross against the light. I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
Roz: Oh, well, I'm really sorry about that. It's just that it's so cold out there and the pollution. I just didn't want to expose my unborn child to the elements any longer than I needed to. [Roz stands to reveal her bump]
Police Woman: You're pregnant? Well, I know a little bit about that myself.
Roz: Then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Society doesn't go easy on pregnant ladies, does it? [pats the officer's belly] So, when are you due?
Police Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Roz: That's Roz Doyle.
Police Woman: Would you step over here?
Roz: R-O-Z.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, I got your message about the wine club, Friday night, and yes, I will be there.
Frasier: Oh, good. Dad's kicking me out of the house that night so he and Sherry can have a little party. [laughs] Oh, you know, life really is a circle, isn't it? I'm letting Dad use my place for his friends to get together, and just a few years ago it would have been Dad who'd have to leave his house for my parties.
Niles: Yes, if you'd had any parties when we were young that would be filled with irony.