Frasier Quote #1378
Quote from Frasier in The 1000th Show
Frasier: I don't even know why I'm yelling at you. I guess I'm just trying to blame you because I don't want to face the truth. I'm a big, fat phony. I wanted my day. I wanted hoopla and fuss. I practically planned the whole thing myself.
Niles: You did?
Frasier: Yes. It says a lot about me as a psychiatrist, doesn't it? I'm a small man.
Niles: Oh, what does it say about me that I was happy seeing you miss your day?
Frasier: You were?
Niles: Of course. I've been jealous of you all week. I'm a tiny man.
Frasier: Next to me you're a giant.
Niles: I stare up at your ankles.
Frasier: I'd need a stepladder just to-
Niles: Oh, let's not do this.
Frasier Quotes
‘The 1000th Show’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Sorry I'm late, I stopped halfway to listen to a jolly band of Frasier Crane Day carolers. I tried to join in on "The Twelve Days Of Frasier" but forgot the words around day eleven. How does it go again?
Frasier: I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping." Well, you just snipe away. I take your jealousy as the compliment that it is.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Happy Frasier Crane Day. Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day, I can never remember.
Frasier: Very amusing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Don't take it to heart, Niles. This person just happened to remember me best, the next person might just as easily...
Woman: Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane. Could I bother you for an autograph?
Frasier: No, you can't. It's never a bother. [laughs]
Woman: I love your show.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Woman: I just think you're, like, the smartest guy on the face of the earth.
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?