Niles Quote #922
Quote from Niles in The 1000th Show
Niles: Stop waving!
Frasier: Why, there's nothing wrong with being friendly.
Niles: Well, there is a difference between being friendly and making a public spectacle of yourself.
[As Frasier and Niles walk by a fishmonger in Seattle's Public Market, a fish is thrown from the counter to a man in front of them. Niles jumps back in shock and drops his coffee on Frasier's shoes.]
Niles: Argh! Frasier, did you see? That man tried to assault me with a fish!
Frasier: Good Lord, Niles, get a grip. For God's sake, you become hysterical over the littlest things. Oh, my God! My suede shoes, you've spilled Latte all over them, they're ruined.
Niles: I'm sorry. And it was a half-caf cappuccino. Why can no-one remember that?
Frasier Quotes
‘The 1000th Show’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Sorry I'm late, I stopped halfway to listen to a jolly band of Frasier Crane Day carolers. I tried to join in on "The Twelve Days Of Frasier" but forgot the words around day eleven. How does it go again?
Frasier: I believe it's "seven snobs a-sniping." Well, you just snipe away. I take your jealousy as the compliment that it is.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Happy Frasier Crane Day. Or is it Merry Frasier Crane Day, I can never remember.
Frasier: Very amusing.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Don't take it to heart, Niles. This person just happened to remember me best, the next person might just as easily...
Woman: Oh, my God, you're Frasier Crane. Could I bother you for an autograph?
Frasier: No, you can't. It's never a bother. [laughs]
Woman: I love your show.
Frasier: Oh, thank you.
Woman: I just think you're, like, the smartest guy on the face of the earth.
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs?