Niles Quote #771
Quote from Niles in Four for the Seesaw
Niles: Well, we're all adults, I suppose we could just ask them what they have in mind.
Frasier: That's the worst thing we could do. What if they're not interested? They'll be embarrassed and it'll ruin the entire weekend.
Niles: I know. Their luggage will tell us. We'll put my bag in with your date's, and your bag in with my date's. They'll see the mistake.
Frasier: Right.
Niles: The way they correct it will tell us with whom they're planning to spend the night, each other or us. And either way, it'll all look like a simple misunderstanding.
Frasier: You've done this before.
Niles: Only on my honeymoon. Now, hurry.
Frasier: Niles, this is idiotic. We're both trained psychiatrists.
Niles: Yes, and finally it's paying off.
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Quote from Frasier
Niles: Well, in honor of what happened today, a toast to winging it. What greater thrill is there than going down an unknown path, not quite sure where it will lead, just enjoying the way that path wends, and what it looks like, and where it goes off to, uh...
Frasier: Perhaps you should have left a trail of breadcrumbs before you started down that toast.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: So, you've been out on a double date, huh?
Beth: Well, sort of. We met this afternoon and the next thing we knew, your sons were taking us out to dinner and then to the Seattle Rep.
Martin: Oh, what did you see?
Laura: "The Man Who Came To Dinner." It's about a bad-tempered invalid that moves into these people's house and just drives them crazy.
Martin: Comedy?
Frasier: I used to think so.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Then again, there was that other statement about sleeping like a baby.
Niles: Exactly! They could be thinking platonic. The two of them in one room, sleeping like babies.
Frasier: The two of us in another, crying like babies.