Niles Quote #768

Quote from Niles in Four for the Seesaw

Frasier: What's going on?!
Niles: Well, things are going rather fast. Just going out this evening was a big step, but something that involves packing a suitcase, and given my situation, I can't-
Frasier: Niles! When you are going to stop letting Maris be an anchor on your social life?
Niles: Oh, surely that is the most tortured metaphor you've ever come up with! Maris, an anchor?!

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 ‘Four for the Seesaw’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Well, in honor of what happened today, a toast to winging it. What greater thrill is there than going down an unknown path, not quite sure where it will lead, just enjoying the way that path wends, and what it looks like, and where it goes off to, uh...
Frasier: Perhaps you should have left a trail of breadcrumbs before you started down that toast.

Quote from Frasier

Martin: So, you've been out on a double date, huh?
Beth: Well, sort of. We met this afternoon and the next thing we knew, your sons were taking us out to dinner and then to the Seattle Rep.
Martin: Oh, what did you see?
Laura: "The Man Who Came To Dinner." It's about a bad-tempered invalid that moves into these people's house and just drives them crazy.
Martin: Comedy?
Frasier: I used to think so.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Then again, there was that other statement about sleeping like a baby.
Niles: Exactly! They could be thinking platonic. The two of them in one room, sleeping like babies.
Frasier: The two of us in another, crying like babies.