Niles: Well, in honor of what happened today, a toast to winging it. What greater thrill is there than going down an unknown path, not quite sure where it will lead, just enjoying the way that path wends, and what it looks like, and where it goes off to, uh...
Frasier: Perhaps you should have left a trail of breadcrumbs before you started down that toast.

Martin: So, you've been out on a double date, huh?
Beth: Well, sort of. We met this afternoon and the next thing we knew, your sons were taking us out to dinner and then to the Seattle Rep.
Martin: Oh, what did you see?
Laura: "The Man Who Came To Dinner." It's about a bad-tempered invalid that moves into these people's house and just drives them crazy.
Martin: Comedy?
Frasier: I used to think so.

Frasier: Then again, there was that other statement about sleeping like a baby.
Niles: Exactly! They could be thinking platonic. The two of them in one room, sleeping like babies.
Frasier: The two of us in another, crying like babies.