Niles Quote #765
Quote from Niles in Four for the Seesaw
Frasier: So, what do you two ladies do?
Beth: Er, you don't want to hear about it.
Niles: Well, why don't we?
Laura: It's just boring. To guys, anyway.
Beth: Their eyes just glaze over when the subject comes up.
Frasier: Oh, come on. Come on. We're not your average bozos off the street. Why don't you try us?
Laura: We design kitchens.
[Frasier and Niles gasp]
Frasier: On the contrary, I am always ready to debate the merits of downdraft cook tops and ceramic tile backsplashes.
Laura: Whoa. Whose little boy are you?
Niles: Yes, and just the mention of a double-bowl stainless steel sink with integral drain boards makes me hum like a subzero freezer.
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Quote from Frasier
Niles: Well, in honor of what happened today, a toast to winging it. What greater thrill is there than going down an unknown path, not quite sure where it will lead, just enjoying the way that path wends, and what it looks like, and where it goes off to, uh...
Frasier: Perhaps you should have left a trail of breadcrumbs before you started down that toast.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: So, you've been out on a double date, huh?
Beth: Well, sort of. We met this afternoon and the next thing we knew, your sons were taking us out to dinner and then to the Seattle Rep.
Martin: Oh, what did you see?
Laura: "The Man Who Came To Dinner." It's about a bad-tempered invalid that moves into these people's house and just drives them crazy.
Martin: Comedy?
Frasier: I used to think so.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Then again, there was that other statement about sleeping like a baby.
Niles: Exactly! They could be thinking platonic. The two of them in one room, sleeping like babies.
Frasier: The two of us in another, crying like babies.