Niles Quote #638
Quote from Niles in The Two Mrs. Cranes
Niles: Oh, Daphne, we've been so remiss. We haven't even given Clive the tour.
Daphne: Oh yes, quite right. Well, this is the living room.
Niles: Well, I think he'll be more interested in the master bathroom. ... The shower being so large and Manchester being so rainy.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.
Quote from Martin
Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]
Quote from Martin
Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.