Gil Quote #17
Quote from Gil in The Two Mrs. Cranes
Gil: Brilliant show, Frasier. Chock full of pithy insight.
Frasier: What do you want?
Gil: A favor. Bonnie Weems, the Auto Lady, just asked me to another one of her wretched dinner parties. Well, I was planning on saying that you and I have ballet tickets, so do back me up.
Frasier: Well, I'm sorry, I can't.
Gil: But you've got to. Have you any idea how vile her food is? The local raccoons have posted warning signs on her trash bin.
Frasier: Yes, you see, she already invited me, and I told her I was driving my father to his army reunion at Rattlesnake Ridge.
Gil: Oh, very clever. Well, I'd use it myself, only I killed my father off to escape her Labor Day clambake.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.
Quote from Martin
Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]
Quote from Martin
Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.