Niles Quote #631
Quote from Niles in The Two Mrs. Cranes
Daphne: I just couldn't see a future with him. I mean, the man was a total layabout. No ambition, no drive. He couldn't hold a job. All he wanted to do was tinker about with his car. His fingers were always black from the motor oil.
Niles: What a brutish habit. If God intended for me to work on my Mercedes, he wouldn't have given me Horst.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.
Quote from Martin
Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]
Quote from Martin
Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.