Frasier Quote #1008
Quote from Frasier in You Can Go Home Again
Frasier: Spent a good part of the day puzzling over the proper signature line to use to introduce myself.
Martin: Well, I'm sure you'll come up with something.
Frasier: Well, you know, I'm looking for something that's familiar but not a cliché. You know, something that's memorable but not too gimmicky. [Martin turns on the television] You know, it doesn't really matter if it's got something to— Dad, please, I'm trying to have a conversation, it's hard with the TV on.
Martin: Well, I just want to get the score, okay?
Frasier: I'm trying to describe to you my dilemma with that phrase—
Martin: [turns off TV] All right, fine, I'm listening. Are you happy? I'm listening.
Frasier: That's it. "I'm listening!" That's fabulous. Have you got a pencil somewhere?
Frasier Quotes
‘You Can Go Home Again’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Are you trying to get transferred?
Roz: Look, Dr. Crane, I got to be honest with you here. It's just that I-I think psychiatry is, just, sort of, kind of ... bull.
Frasier: Oh, well, this is a match made in heaven then, isn't it?!
Roz: Oh, don't be offended.
Frasier: "Don't be offended." Why should I be offended? In the last week, I've uprooted myself from my home of fifteen years, moved all the way across the country away from everything I care about, and plunged myself into a frightening new career. The first few nerve-wracking moments, I walk in here and find my producer lobbying to get herself transferred to another show. Abe Lincoln had a brighter future when he picked up his tickets at the box office!
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Can you believe the incompetence of that man? I very clearly asked for a whisper of cinnamon, he's given me a full-throated shout! There are countries in this world where they would lop off his sprinkling hand! [Niles frantically scoops the surplus cinnamon out of his coffee]
Frasier: You know, I'd forgotten what a weird little person you are.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Daphne, I was just thinking about our discussion earlier this afternoon, and I've decided to give you an extra week off. That way you can go to Manchester and Acapulco.
Daphne: Oh, that's so sweet. You really must think I should go home.
Frasier: Well, I've just realized that being part of a family is really worth the effort. And very often the effort means you'll need a week in Acapulco, so...
Daphne: Thank you, Dr. Crane.