Martin Quote #277
Quote from Martin in Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Joe: Where's the scratch?
Martin: Oh, you mean you didn't see it? We were going to put some orange cones around it so nobody would fall in it.
Frasier Quotes
‘Kisses Sweeter Than Wine’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
[Frasier is covered in an array of tiny, blood-soaked spots of toilet paper]
Martin: Jeez, I thought you were just going to slit your wrists. It looks like you went for "death of a thousand cuts."
Frasier: I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, which called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: How is it those same taste buds can't tell the difference between my pot roast and my flank steak?
Frasier: Considering you learned to cook in England, it's a wonder I can tell your flank steak from a braised tennis ball.
Quote from Martin
Joe: Dr. Crane, don't panic, I can explain everything.
Frasier: Wonderful. Then, perhaps you can explain these legs.
Joe: That's Cecil. He's the best ceiling guy in Seattle. We were lucky to get him. When we opened up the wall to get to the faulty wiring, we found that the gas pipes leading to your fireplace were cracked. Had to be fixed.
Frasier: Tonight?
Martin: I OK'd it. It just seemed wiser to do it before the explosion.