Niles Quote #342
Quote from Niles in Daphne's Room
Frasier: And if you're suggesting that I buy my way out of my problem, the answer is no. It's the coward's way out.
Niles: Oh, so I'm a coward?
Frasier: Yes!
Niles: Well, I'm a coward with a hickey!
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‘Daphne's Room’ Quotes
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Martin: I still think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Niles: Dad, I have never seen Maris this angry. I swear, her eye was twitching like a frog in a science experiment.
Martin: Well, when your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards, and give her a kiss which made her glad she was a woman.
Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae, she'd snap like a twig.
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Martin: Oh, why don't you just get her a nice bottle of perfume?
Niles: She gets hives.
Martin: How about candy?
Niles: Hypoglycemic.
Martin: Just get her a dozen roses.
Niles: Allergic.
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Niles: Dad, as usual, your simple homespun wisdom has pricked the balloon of Frasier's pomposity.