Niles Quote #332
Quote from Niles in Daphne's Room
Martin: What did you do?
Frasier: This morning, I went into her bedroom.
Niles: Frasier, how could you?! No matter how irresistible the urge to venture down that hallway, to press your face against that door, to actually feel the grain of the wood against your cheek. It must be fought. It must be fought!
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Martin: I still think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Niles: Dad, I have never seen Maris this angry. I swear, her eye was twitching like a frog in a science experiment.
Martin: Well, when your mother got mad at me, I'd just grab her, bend her backwards, and give her a kiss which made her glad she was a woman.
Niles: I can't do that with Maris. She has abnormally rigid vertebrae, she'd snap like a twig.
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Martin: Oh, why don't you just get her a nice bottle of perfume?
Niles: She gets hives.
Martin: How about candy?
Niles: Hypoglycemic.
Martin: Just get her a dozen roses.
Niles: Allergic.
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Niles: Dad, as usual, your simple homespun wisdom has pricked the balloon of Frasier's pomposity.