Martin Quote #1377
Quote from Martin in Crock Tales
Frasier: Dad, I bought you these headphones, so that I wouldn't be subjected to your sports drivel. Please put them on.
Martin: All right, I will. But only if you say it.
Frasier: I want you to wear those headphones!
Martin: I don't know why you care, you're just going to be out riding on that stupid parade float.
Frasier: The KACL Fourth of July float is not stupid! Unless you think it is stupid to commemorate a hardy band of revolutionaries, their minds ablaze with...
Martin: [putting on the headphones] Hey, you're right. This does cut out all the drivel!
Frasier Quotes
‘Crock Tales’ Quotes
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Martin: Well, I said I'd replace it, didn't I? And here it is, I hope you're happy.
Frasier: "With pasteurized, processed, cheese-flavored snack food." Dear God, it looks like someone melted down a highway cone.
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Frasier: For God's sake. This thing breaks like crockwork. [laughs] Crockwork, I'll tell you... Ah Frasier, once again you've suffered the tragedy of being clever, and alone.
Quote from Martin
Roz: Pizza smells good.
Martin: Well, have some. It's called a Dirty Dozen. Twelve delicious toppings, and not one of them duck.
Frasier: This from the gourmet who dumped my Cornish Yarg cheese down the disposal.
Martin: It was covered with mold!
Frasier: It was supposed to be!