Frasier Quote #2839
Quote from Frasier in Three Blind Dates
Frasier: I see you're also a fan of Benjamin Locklear.
Susanna: What?
Frasier: Benjamin Locklear. He has a show...
Susanna: I know who he is. His stuff isn't anything like mine.
Frasier: Well, maybe you haven't seen his latest work. You see, I was just in attendance at his most recent opening. I purchased a fantastic piece myself. Here, let me show you. Hmm?
Susanna: Oh, my God!
Frasier: Yes, it's magnificent, isn't it. You know, I'm thinking of putting it in my bedroom to set off the duvet.
Susanna: That hack ripped me off.
Frasier: That's quite an accusation.
Susanna: The guy is a thief. Everyone in the art community knows it.
Frasier: I consider myself a member of the art community. All I've heard is good things...
Susanna: Oh puh-leeze! The guy steals from lesser-known artists and markets himself to suckers with more money than taste!
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Roz: Frasier knows pretty much everything there is to know about wine. Tell us some things about wine, Frasier!
Frasier: Sometimes you have to know when to put a cork in it.
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Frasier: You know what. You're right. Maybe he did copy you. Maybe he got his inspiration one evening when he was out bowling a few frames.
Susanna: I do not need to be insulted by someone who buys art because it matches his bedspread.
Frasier: It's a duvet and you're delusional!
Susanna: Dilettante!
Frasier: Forger!
Susanna: Man who uses the word "duvet"!
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Frasier: Oh, I have Book-Lover's Discount.
Clark: Ah, we don't accept that.
Frasier: Independent Booksellers?
Clark: No.
Frasier: Uh, Bibliophiles? Dewey Decimal Discount? Dust Jacket Gang?
Clark: I'm sorry. We do have our own card. It's $25.
Frasier: $25? For a little card?
Clark: You get 50% off all purchases.
Frasier: Very well. How much will I save today?
Clark: The discount starts with your next purchase.
Frasier: What? What kind of a Ponzi scheme are you operating here?