Frasier: I see you're also a fan of Benjamin Locklear.
Susanna: What?
Frasier: Benjamin Locklear. He has a show...
Susanna: I know who he is. His stuff isn't anything like mine.
Frasier: Well, maybe you haven't seen his latest work. You see, I was just in attendance at his most recent opening. I purchased a fantastic piece myself. Here, let me show you. Hmm?
Susanna: Oh, my God!
Frasier: Yes, it's magnificent, isn't it. You know, I'm thinking of putting it in my bedroom to set off the duvet.
Susanna: That hack ripped me off.
Frasier: That's quite an accusation.
Susanna: The guy is a thief. Everyone in the art community knows it.
Frasier: I consider myself a member of the art community. All I've heard is good things...
Susanna: Oh puh-leeze! The guy steals from lesser-known artists and markets himself to suckers with more money than taste!