Frasier Quote #2607
Quote from Frasier in The Cranes Go Caribbean
Manager: Dr. Crane? Dr. Crane? I understand your room is not satisfactory?
Frasier: [loudly] Yes, I had a reservation for an ocean-view suite and instead I got a single room overlooking an abandoned bus.
Manager: Sir. Please, sir, you don't have to yell.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. You see, my ears got clogged somewhere above Xuahaca and they haven't popped yet. Now, if I could just get the room that I reserved.
Manager: I'm afraid we gave your room away. Check in time is three o'clock and we never heard from you.
Frasier: Let me see. At 3:00, my girlfriend and I had just disembarked in Punta Gorda from our plane that was late because the pilot had to dust some crops. I could have called during my connecting tractor ride, but I had to find out which of four airlines had lost my luggage. Not to mention- My ears just popped.
Manager: Congratulations, sir.
Frasier: I still want a better room!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Cranes Go Caribbean’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: And Claire, I just want you to know how glad we are that you're here. I don't remember Frasier being this happy in a long time.
Frasier: Out of swordfish, too?
Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. May I suggest the pepper steak?
Frasier: Steak? That's what we should eat at Belize's finest seafood restaurant? There's an ocean full of fresh fish not fifteen feet away, but why not try a slab of artery-clogging, hormone-injected, frozen red meat instead?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Actually, I'm planning on asking her to go to Belize with me next weekend.
Niles: Oh, Belize-imo!
Frasier: You'd better Belize it!
Niles: Let's see what we can do with "Ecuador."
Frasier: Maybe later.
Quote from Niles
Niles: You know, Daphne and I are celebrating one year of being together.
Frasier: Niles, that's wonderful. Gosh. So, what do you have in store?
Niles: Oh, a weekend alone at my apartment. You see, we don't need beaches or sunsets, just a simple Victorian bathtub filled with champagne, us, and a non-slip mat.
Frasier: Romantic and yet prudent. Very good.
Niles: Thank you very much.