Roz Quote #384
Quote from Roz in The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
Roz: Wait. There's a scented candle out on the balcony, would you get that for me?
Bulldog: I'm kinda naked here.
Roz: It's cedar wood. It promotes stamina and sexual creativity.
Bulldog: I'll be right back.
[Bulldog goes out on the balcony. Roz locks the door behind him]
Bulldog: Roz, open the door. Oh, I get it. [knocks] Pizza man!
Roz: You slime bag! You've been scaring off my dates all week.
Bulldog: I don't know what you're talking about.
Roz: Cut the crap. I just saw you talking to Ted. This is the lowest thing you've ever done. After the way I've trusted you, this is the way I treat you.
Bulldog: Would you let me in, please?
Roz: No.
Bulldog: It's freezing out here, as you can plainly see!
Roz: Good, I want you to suffer. ... Uh. Don't sit there, I eat off that table, for God's sake!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Dog That Rocks the Cradle’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Roz: I'm sorry I brought Alice today when we have so much work to do.
Frasier: Oh, that's all right, Roz. You know what, you'll find another nanny soon.
Roz: I better. I have a date tomorrow. It's my first one in a month. A month! Between spending my days with you and my nights with Alice, I've forgot what a real conversation is like.
Frasier: Well, don't tell Alice that, it might hurt her feelings.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: I went to all sorts of funerals as a child. My uncle's a mortician. Lovely man. He's offered to do my make-up for the wedding. [exits]
Frasier: I can just hear the whispers now. "Did you see the bride? Very life-like."
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, I can commiserate with you, Dad. I had a rather bad day on the death front myself. Sherry?
Frasier: Yes, please, Niles.
Niles: I received a letter today saying, thanks to my divorce, I've lost my plot at Seattle's toniest cemetery.
Frasier: You mean, you're out of Verdant Hills? Oh, I am sorry, I know how much you were looking forward to being dead there.
Niles: They've wait-listed me, but I don't like my odds.
Frasier: I don't blame you. One country club fire, you can kiss your chances goodbye.