Frasier Quote #1115
Quote from Frasier in Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
Martin: Fine. That's the way you feel about it? Don't worry, I won't bring her back here any more. I guess it's too much to expect my own family to make a person I care about feel welcome. [Martin heads for the kitchen]
Frasier: Wait a minute! When did you ever make any of the women we were involved with feel welcome?
Niles: Ooh, Frasier, you're right. He almost got away with that.
Frasier: When did Lilith ever set foot in your house that you didn't make her feel as wanted as a fungus?
Niles: Yes, not to mention my Maris.
Martin: You're comparing a warm lady like Sherry to Frosty the Snow-Wife?
Frasier: There! That, that, that. That is exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, why don't we just face facts? I mean, since when has any of us ever - from Sherry to Lilith to Maris to Diane - has ever been able to pick one woman that the other two could stand the sight of?
Martin: I picked your mother.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Niles. I've been hogging the floor.
‘Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Sherry: Ooh, I love this apartment. Wow, that's some view you've got.
Frasier: Thank you.
Sherry: Which room's mine? [Frasier and Niles stare in horror] Gotcha!
Martin: She's always doing stuff like that.
Sherry: Oh, I love making people laugh. To me humor is like medicine.
Niles: Guess we're in the placebo group.
Quote from Sherry
Sherry: What a town, huh? Great food, terrific theatre, just too darn easy to get married. [looks at Niles] You're separated, right?
Niles: Yes.
Sherry: Oh, I've been there. Listen, you want my advice?
Niles: Well...
Sherry: Don't mope! Get right back in the saddle. My Mum always used to say to me, "Honey, the only way to get over someone is to get under someone." [Martin laughs] It's good, right? Well, Momma had lots of sayings like that.
Niles: I didn't know Mae West had children.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Guess who just won this year's "Mariett Fassbinder Award for Distinguished Contribution to the Literature of Psychiatry"?
Frasier: Well, judging by the canary feathers protruding from your mouth, I'd say you. What article did you win for?
Niles: A gripping case history of a narcissistic opera singer. I called it "Me Me Me Me Me."