Frasier Quote #465

Quote from Frasier in Adventures in Paradise (Part 1)

Roz: It's O.K., Frasier, you've thanked me every day for the last two weeks.
Frasier: Yes, yes, but if it hadn't been for you, I never would have met... Madeline. It's just- You know, we went out
again last night, and it's just perfect between us! We talk, we can laugh at the same—
Roz: Just stop. Did it ever occur to you that since I'm in one of the worst dating droughts of my entire adult life, that to hear you prattling on like a giggling schoolgirl about your storybook romance might be the teensiest bit irritating?
Frasier: No, it hadn't, and you're right, Roz. I'm sorry, sometimes I can be so insensitive. But, you know, Madeline's helping me with that, she is so good. She is so good, in, like, every way!
Roz: God!
Frasier: All right, I'm sorry. It's just that I haven't felt this way since, since my divorce. Everything seems so right.
You know, I haven't said this out loud, but here goes: it's possible that she could be the woman I spend the rest
of my life with.
Roz: Go. Go do that. Get married, have a couple of kids, move out to the country, buy a puppy, live happily ever after! Just don't tell me about it, I need a boyfriend!
Frasier: Dear Roz. Dear, silly Roz. Dear, silly, horny Roz.

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 ‘Adventures in Paradise (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, [getting worked up] and then what happens if you meet the right person, someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris! ... Marriage. I have to go now.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Oh, all right. "Once more unto the breach." [picks up the phone] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I know
we've never met, but you know, from everything I know about you, you just seem like the most fascinating person. I was just wondering if- Well, why don't I just come out and say it? Would you be so good as to have dinner with me tonight? Oh, well. Well, that's very gracious of you to accept, Chester, but I didn't mean you. Roz, you could have told me she was on line two!
Roz: You could have asked.

Quote from Frasier

Roz: If you're looking for yourself, you're not in there.
Frasier: Oh. [keeps flipping]
Roz: And your brother Niles isn't in there either.
Frasier: Cool! [notices]