Frasier Quote #404

Quote from Frasier in Flour Child

Niles: You know Frasier, I'm beginning to wonder if this whole experiment wasn't just a way of convincing myself that I'm ready for something when I know in my heart, I'm not.
Frasier: What do you mean?
Niles: I want to have a baby, but I just don't want it enough. That's the hardest thing I've ever had to admit.
Frasier: Why do you say that?
Niles: Oh, because it's so selfish. I'm the right age, I have the money, the energy.
Frasier: Niles, it's only selfish when people have babies for the wrong reasons. I think more people should do what you did and find out if they're really ready. Anyway, just because you feel this way now doesn't mean things can't change a few years down the line.
Niles: Perhaps you're right. Of course, Maris and I will be over forty then. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to look into getting some of her eggs frozen.
Frasier: Oh, I suspect they're only a few degrees away from that now.

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 ‘Flour Child’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Yes! Here it is. "Extra-refined." It's taking after his old man all ready!
Frasier: No, Niles, that's the sugar. If we're going to do this, we're going to do it right. Now, here is the flour. "Bleached, 100% fat free, best when kept in an airtight container." It seems this one's taking after its mother.

Quote from Frasier

Niles: This traffic is murder. I'd suggest we walk home but I'm afraid what the humidity will do to these loafers. Does calfskin pucker?
Frasier: Yes, Niles. That's why on humid farms, the calf is the most made-fun-of of all the animals.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Oh, the feedings every two hours. Constant monitoring where he is. I can see how parents can be obsessed with worry. Last night, I actually had a dream my flour sack was abducted and the kidnapper started sending me muffins in the mail.