Frasier Quote #22

Quote from Frasier in Space Quest

Roz: Dr. Crane, we have Leonard from Everett on line two.
Frasier: Hello, Leonard. I'm listening.
Leonard: "Hi, Dr. Crane. I'm a little nervous, but here goes. Several years ago I became afraid of large, open spaces. Like, if I went to the mall I'd break out in a cold sweat and I'd have to run home."
Frasier: Yes, Leonard, and your comments on intrusion?
Leonard: "Nothing. But now I'm afraid to go outside at all. I haven't seen another person in eight months."
Frasier: Well, Leonard, it sounds like you may have a very serious condition known as agoraphobia. But you're not alone.
Leonard: "But I am alone, Dr. Crane."
Frasier: Listen, Leonard, I'm afraid your problem is too difficult to deal with in the time we have remaining. So, if you'll just stay on the line, someone will give you the name of a qualified therapist.

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