Bob: I want to introduce myself. I'm Bob Vernon.
Frasier: Bob- Bob Vernon?
Bob: That's right.
Frasier: Oh, it's an honor, sir.
Bob: Thank you.
Frasier: Say, you didn't watch the parade this evening did you?
Bob: Well, I turned it off when the smelling salts started making Santa nauseous. You know, Frasier, I got off to a rather rough start at this parade myself.
Frasier: You did?
Bob: Oh, yes. Sergeant Michelle and I had absolutely no rapport that first year.
Frasier: No?!
Bob: Frankly, she got on my nerves. You know, she wasn't a real sergeant.
Frasier: No?