Niles: Frasier, have you given much thought about what you're going to tell Frederick?
Frasier: Oh, God. How can I possibly explain it to him? Well, I guess the key is not to be evasive. He's going to hear about it sooner or later, I guess it should be from me. After all, I am a trained professional, I can do it in a way that won't traumatize the child. [loudly, as Freddie reaches for the paper] Freddie, don't touch that!