Quote from Roz in Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice...
Frasier: Is that your briefcase? Priest: Yes, it is. Frasier: Where did you get it? Priest: Some of the nuns in my parish bought it for me as a gift. Frasier: Ah, your parish? Then that would make you a priest? Priest: Yes. Frasier: Well, then, Father, perhaps you'd like to explain why you'd be carrying around... a Bible and some rosary beads?! Priest: What exactly are you looking for? Frasier: An Angie Dickinson movie. I loaned it to the Monsignor. He was supposed to give it to you to give to me. Apparently, he forgot. Well, it's a two-day rental anyway, doesn't matter. Off you go. Thank you.