Quote from Niles in Caught in the Act
Frasier: Niles, if you had any idea how much pain she's in. The woman is reaching out to me to rescue her from a loveless marriage, from-from a career she feels trapped in. If I could help her make a new beginning, wouldn't it be heartless of me to deny myself to her? Niles: Did you say something? Your penis was talking so loud I couldn't hear.