Quote from Frasier in A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia
Frasier: Oh, hi, Dad. Martin: Before you say anything, if you know the score to the Mariners game, don't tell me, I'm taping it to watch later. Frasier: Dad, the odds of my knowing the score to the Mariners game are about the same as you knowing the score to Pacific Overtures.