Quote from Niles in Some Assembly Required
Niles: Hello, safety fans. I'm Citizen-Officer Niles, and this is my partner, Officer Eddie. [silence from the crowd] Okay. Officer Eddie will now show us how to act in various dangerous situations. Say, Officer Eddie, can you show the kids what to do before they cross the street. [Eddie sits down] Niles: That's right. We wait for the signal. Okay, uh, Eddie, show the boys and girls what to do if they're lost. [Eddie runs off the stage to Martin] Niles: Eddie? Come here boy, hey.