Quote from Niles in Some Assembly Required
Martin: Well, it's been 60 years, but once again, I am the toast of the second grade. Niles: Congratulations. Daphne: So it went well, then? Martin: Oh, the kids loved it! When it was over, they all ran out and gave me and Eddie big hugs. Niles: [moving away from Martin] Well, Dad, then you might just want to consider having that uniform cleaned. Kids that age are always carrying germs. God knows what you picked up.