Frasier: Oh, Niles, you should see this place.
Niles: Be my eyes, Frasier.
Frasier: Well, it's just paradise. From the rare exotic orchids, to the trompe l'oeil sky, to the perfectly bubbled stream, to the...
Niles: To the what?
Frasier: There's a platinum door.
Niles: Platinum? Are you sure?
Frasier: Yes!
Niles: Is it guarded?
Frasier: No. It's just brazenly standing there.
Niles: Then rip the cucumbers from my eyes and let's go.