Daphne: I don't think I've ever been this frightened in my whole life.
Frasier: Well, Daph, according to my timetable, Niles is probably off the bypass pump by now, all the blockages have been bypassed, and the myocardium is now receiving normal blood.
Martin: How can you know all this but you're stumped by an electric barbecue fork?
Frasier: Because the human heart was not designed by some idiot in Japan.