Martin: How come these places never have any magazines for men? It's all hairdos and recipes and butt exercises.
Frasier: I was just thinking about what Niles said about the hospital and the things that happen here.
Martin: Oh, geez, would you look at this: "Ten Saucy Secrets to Please Him in Bed." You know damn well there are only four. The rest are just do-si-dos.
Frasier: It's like the whole tapestry of life keeps replaying itself in these four walls.
Martin: I used to bust people for that one.
Frasier: You didn't hear a word I said, did you?
Martin: Yeah, I did. Hospital, tapestry of life... Whoa! That's a nice kitchen.