Officiant: Seriously, do you have the rings?
Niles: Oh, no. In my rush to get here, I completely forgot about them.
Daphne: Does this mean we can't get married?
Officiant: It would, if we didn't offer seven different wedding band packages for you to choose from. Now, depending on your budget, we can offer you anything from the "B-Steel My Heart", that's genuine stainless right there, to the "Never Ending Love", which can be returned for up to ninety days, no questions asked.
Daphne: They do seem the nicest.