Niles: Isn't this lovely? Candlelight, romantic music. Must take you back to the days of your courtship. Where did you two meet?
Mr. Moon: At a soccer riot. She stopped a Spanish bloke from smashing a chair over me head.
Gertrude: He wasn't Spanish, he was Portuguese.
Mr. Moon: I believe he was Spanish.
Gertrude: Well I believe I know the difference between a bloody Spaniard and a bloody Portuguese.