Niles: Good afternoon, officer. Uh, I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
Martin: Actually, son, you made an illegal left turn back there.
Niles: Thank you, Dad.
Cop: License and registration, please.
Niles: Uh, you know, officer, my father here is no stranger to the rules of the road. Isn't that right, Dad?
[Martin shrugs]
Niles: Yes, sir, he is, uh, intimately acquainted with Lady Law. Aren't you, Dad?
Martin: Just a concerned citizen.