Niles: Frasier, this man is deeply disturbed.
Frasier: Why? Because he has a few pictures of me on his wall? [phone rings]
Niles: This man is obviously obsessed with you.
Frasier: What is it with you? I'm obsessed, he's obsessed. You know, I think you're the one who's obsessed with being obsessed.
Niles: All right, I apologize. He's delightfully quirky.
[The answering machine picks up the call:]
Frasier: [recorded message:] Go ahead, caller, I'm listening.
Woman: This is your mother. Call me and change that stupid message already.