Mel: Niles, you have been behaving like a perfect gentlemen all night. Now, cut it out and do something offensive.
Niles: I don't know at which table you've been sitting. Did you not just see me unapologetic ally take the last roll?
Mel: I need more than that, and you know it. Now, my friends are giving you plenty to work with. Andrew has been drinking like a fish, and Margaret is wearing that revolting dress, again.
Niles: Meow. I'm glad you're on my side.