Martin: Look, Frasier, there's something you should know about me and Clare: we just slept together.
Frasier: Are you sure? She just got here two minutes ago.
Martin: She was here earlier. I just don't know what came over us. You know, we just couldn't keep our hands off each other. We were like animals or sex-crazed teenagers.
Frasier: Well, what's wrong with that?
Martin: Well, I'll tell you what's wrong with that, she's Stan's widow. I mean, he didn't even like it when I borrowed his lawn mower.