Dr. Myshkin: This is a copy of the diary of Princess Sonya Romanov, daughter to Tsar Alexander II. At eighteen she fell in love with a commoner, an American.Their union, of course, was forbidden, but Sonya decided to give everything up for love.
Frasier: Quelle elegance.
Dr. Myshkin: She enlisted the aid of a scullery maid, who smuggled money, clothing and this bear clock out of the palace.
Niles: She would elope to America!
Dr. Myshkin: Yes, that was her plan. But when Sonya found her way to the train station under the cover of night, the scullery maid absconded with everything, including the clock.
Niles: Servants!
Frasier: There's a back aching for the lash!
Daphne: I'm moving as fast as I can.