Quote from Niles in A Tsar is Born
Martin: We oughta go, that'd be great. Frasier: Well sure, Dad. Niles: That does sound like fun. Martin: Yeah, you know, I'm going to go have a little root around in my closet. I bet I can find a nice little objet d'art they'd be interested in. [exits] Niles: It's as if that panhandler I gave money to was a genie granting all my wishes.