Daphne: You took Eddie to the vet, is he sick?
Martin: No, it turns out the building security camera caught Eddie taking out Robbie Greenberg's hamster. So this Greenberg kid's trying to make Eddie out to be some kind of pit bull, he's organizing some petition to get him banned from the building.
Frasier: Oh, Dad, that's terrible.
Martin: Yeah, it is. So, I don't know, I just wanted everyone to see what a nice, calm, friendly dog Eddie was.
Frasier: Why did you take him to the vet?
Martin: Tranquilizers. They don't even work anyway. I gave Eddie one of those pills on the ride home, they didn't do a thing to him. I don't know, I think maybe he needs something else.
Daphne: Uh, Mr. Crane? [Eddie is splayed out flat on the floor]
Frasier: Looks like all he needs is a lava lamp and some sitar music.