Frasier: Congratulations are in order. You know, who would have thought my little brother a professional music critic?
Niles: Oh, oh, and not just music. I can review anything I want. Theater, dance, art exhibits.
Frasier: You don't say?
Niles: Yes, from now on, wherever we go, I'll be armed with my trusty pad and penlight.
Frasier: Wherever we go? What fun.
Niles: I'll have to take a damp cloth to these opera glasses, although I don't know what will we use them for, sitting in the front row? Unless it's to scan the faces of the jealous people behind us.